Thursday, June 20, 2013

thisismalena:

ellen-plus-portia:

fortheloveofthedegeneres:

Ellen DeGeneres everybody. The most sexiest COVERGIRL they will ever get.

This makes me so happy.

I love this so much.

Posted at 3:33 AM 46,223 notes Reblogged from thirteenrabbits

ohmylaniaison:

#i will never ever get over sam’s face in this scene as long as i live #or the way he says ‘i lost my shoe.’

Posted at 3:28 AM 28,303 notes Reblogged from maybeonedayillgrowthefuckup Tags: I was with a two year old yesterday and her one shoe kept falling off and I kept saying this but only I thought it was funny because she is a two year old

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

Posted at 3:20 AM 93,065 notes Reblogged from bamitslily

urbanfuck:

badtexter:

urbanfuck:

my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart

martha stewart is an interior designer

exactly

Posted at 3:15 AM 40,214 notes Reblogged from bamitslily

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raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

Posted at 3:11 AM 3,617 notes Reblogged from thirteenrabbits

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neko-nari:

I want to show her Daddy’s ‘Thing.’

Posted at 3:01 AM 8 notes Reblogged from bamitslily
choukokoko: so very very true.

choukokoko:

so very very true.

Posted at 2:59 AM 18 notes Reblogged from bethegirlonfire